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Au revoir.

I'm here to tell you a story.

Once upon a time, there is a girl, who know nothing about some creature who named 'man'.

She know nothing about the society, and for her, fairy tale is everywhere. Everyone she met is from the story book, robin hood, batman, spider man, little mermaid, lion king and whatsoever.

Once day, she met this creature she first thought he was a bad guy from cartoon, dangerous, ugly. But then he proved her wrong, he is just a prince from snow white. Riding white horse coming to save the princess from poison. This snow white was stunned when she saw the prince. Not because of his good looking, is because he is the first one who calling her 'my dear princess...'

Fairy tale is always good.

She respect the prince, feel very impressed for his talent and effort. He's caring, kind hearted, hardworking, family loving, fabulous personality, charismatic, down to earth...

He feed the horse himself, he mix around with the 7 dwarfs, do the house works, play around with the animals...he is just perfect.

Snow white taught that she had made a great friend, and she feel overwhelmed about this, happily ever after with the prince and 7 kind friends.

As time goes by, snow white founds that prince charming is getting more and more busy, and spend lesser time with all of them.

One day, snow white is going to the the town to grab some groceries. She knew she'll pass by a creepy, old tall tower. The people say there's a witch called Rapunzel lived there for years, and she kept a very long hair to scare people away.

When she reach the tower, she saw something very familiar--the prince's white horse. She was curious why on earth would the prince come to the ugly witch's tower. Quietly, she sneaks behind a big tree, watching closely what will happen.

Not long after that, she saw the prince appears from Rapunzel's tower, they're laughing, singing, eating, hugging and kissing. Everything looks so perfect when they are together. Rapunzel is not an old witch, but she is a very gorgeous young looking lady, with a long silky blond hair. The prince kissed her forehead, touched her hair gently, and climb down from the tower with her long smooth hair.

Snow white has just been through the longest moment ever.

She felt her cheek is burning, as if someone had slap her hard with hand or shoes. She felt heart burning also, because her heart was bite off by the prince. Her mind torn into pieces, she trying to reconstruct what had just happened in front of her.

OK, story till now, familiar? Like... desperate housewives? Cashmere Mafia? Sex and the City?

Nah...something like that, but in fairy tale character.

Heart breaking snow white tried to figure out what the hell is the prince trying to do.

She came back from other town, bring back food that he like the most. Pretend to be normal. Surprise surprise...the prince is still loving as usual.

Charming, caring, kind, helpful. The same hug for her, same good night kiss, same tender holding hands. Nothing change, just that what flashing in her mind keep spinning around like a roller coaster. She has been living her life so simple, now what she saw is so bizarre, her heart can barely take it.

This is what playing in her mind.

What am I?

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There's no ending for the story.

Snow white is not living happily ever after with the prince. In fact, Rapunzel and snow white both sharing the same prince!

The prince is the only one who can live happily ever after.

Conclusion and moral of the story:

i) Don't you ever think that a good guy is good from what he show you.

ii) Snow white and Rapunzel are both idiot.

iii) the prince is the smartest character.

iv) Fairy tale is 'for kids only'.

Happy?
A pre-valentine's story :P
A creative one.